How to Unsubscribe from Spam Emails? Become Someone Else.

Okay, okay, real talk. We all hate spam. You could try clicking that tiny "unsubscribe" link (which probably just confirms you're a real person). Or... you could change your name, move to a remote Icelandic village, and live off the grid. Less spam, more puffins. Your call. (Just kidding... mostly. Report spam in your email client. Seriously.)