Fake Your Own Death.

Okay, okay, hear us out. Small talk about the weather IS a fate worse than... well, you know. So, option A: strategically placed rogue banana peel. Option B: Suddenly develop an unshakeable belief that you are a potted plant. Failing that, just say "Gotta go, the bees are calling!" and sprint. You're welcome. Cipher Nichu - Solving the important problems.